In actual DnD, my brother and I are checking out the 2024 version. Everything has been overhauled, probably for the better.
SCRIPT:
56.1
Jack: No, Steven, we’re roleplaying. You want to think about what your character wants, not what you want. You know?
56.2
Steven: Hmm… well, I think Steve might want someone to just shoot him and then I can make another character…
56.3
Derek: Hey that's not a great attitude to have. Who cares if your character sucks?
56.4
Steve: Well, I do…
56.5
Derek: Nobody chooses who we are, Steven. Your character might have low stats but I'm betting "Steve" still makes do with what he has. Embrace the bad with the good. That's the essence of playing a character.
56.6
Steven: You sound like you've got all of life figured out, huh Derek?
56.7
Derek: Nope. Just tabletop role-playing games.